Really odd. I laid my board down on my bed(cotton) and about 30 seconds in smelt something burning. Thought it was just the cat farting so I didn’t pay much attention to it. When I looked at the board it was enumerated as a “Bossa Nova” under com port and the STATUS LED was lit very faintly. I ohmed out 3.3v, VREF, and GND and they are all shorted. I have no idea how I did that but I will take one for the team.